ME A CHEF!

Me a chef!
that just ain't right!
should see my old apron,
what a sight.
whats all this cooking?
what a bore,
thank god it's over
what a chore.
I peeled the spuds
I fried the meat,
Roasted the spuds
I'm off my feet.
If you eat that dinner,
you’re a winner.
I,d say a well mannered guest
I’m just a beginner.
I'm not washing up
the machine can do that,
do have some wine
i’ll help it taste fine.
next to that
your stomach it will line!
if you feel sick
or get indigestion,
these tablets will help do the trick,
that’s my suggestion.
By Penny Andrews
3/4/2008